270.9 miles

The distance between San Antonio and Dallas is approximately 270.9 miles. Nate, Ben and I packed up our house and drove up for the weekend for the ultimate playdate.

In those 270.9 miles we saw:

• 58 pawn shops*
• 2 dead armadillos
• an insane amount of Cracker Barrels (the restaurant, not actual barrels)
• 1 motorcycle gang (Los Bandidos)
• Love Video with a sign stating: Love Video and Boutique Family Parking around back (hmm?)
• approximately 1.7 million Texas stars*
• 2 snake farms
• 1 serious thunder storm
• a giant plastic rabbit
• a giant plastic elephant
• 1 building disguised as a caterpillar
• a space ship
• Italy
• 12 Longhorns, 7 of which were fake (we could tell because one fell down and was resting solely on 1 leg and 1 horn)

* Could be a slight exaggeration.